Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Oh, Bernadette, please play my clarinet."

Gee, that's really sweet, but the thing is...

"Rose-scented Preparation-H for women?"

our thinking cap, shall we?

because that might lead you

We tried it, it was crazy, it didn't work,

Rubbish. He's talking rubbish.

She engaged in interspecies hanky-panky,

If you need any more help from me,

You can't quit.

And that's what we're going to be.

Yes, no and no.

I haven't earned these bars.

who I've been going out with for eight months,

Any girl would be lucky to have you!

It's what ruins friendships.

- Fine with me. - Sure, whatever.

Parasitic infections are common, such as pinworms.

MEMORIZE MO NA MGA OINA? If I could, I would, but I can't, so I shan't.

Of course. I'm always packing.

and Penny and I are in love.

Did you say there was something going on between us?

What do you say we just bag it?

I don't want to talk to Amy.

You can't blame yourself.

Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Whore.

(knock on door)

And you tell Howard there's never been anything between us!

I hurt Leonard.

I have someone here to help.

According to their Twitter feed, they're out of sunblock,

Here comes my joke.