Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you know the story of Catherine the Great?

Can I talk to Penny?

I awarded myself a battlefield promotion.

Why do you care so much?

because now I'm the dusky half of Koothrapenny.

What the hell is wrong with you?

That's so nice.

She engaged in interspecies hanky-panky

We may have to drive awhile.

What's going on? What do you want?

Nobody loves me. I'm just completely confused and all alone, (he whined). Got any advice? Yes, buck up Sissy Pants, (she said matter of factly).

What does it look like?

Try a dab of this.

I start Monday!

After we got undressed and jumped in bed,

let all the boys see my underpants.

It's not what it looks like.

I'm sorry what ?!

No, I can't let you do that.

I wish I could tell 13-year-old me "it does get better."

Keeping accurate track of your alcohol intake.

but the question remains, by how much?

The Big Bang Theory 5x01 The Skank Reflex Analysis Original Air Date on September 22, 2011

Well, uh... okay.

So, we didn't actually...