Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

apparently I more than make up for in sewing.

and can call to mind when you're feeling blue

Uh, was the Battle of Antietam a game?

Hang on, Sheldon.

I'm Penny's number two choice after Leonard.

I feel like two totally different people--

You know, friends.

You were always so nice to me, I thought maybe you liked me.

Cool. Can I say it fell apart

my books are available on Amazon.

Well, uh... (clears throat)

of me staying in L.A. is.

You heard what I did?

when you've had a few.

She ruled Russia

You know what, guys, I'm not in the mood for paintball.

Maybe he was too busy writing clumsy penis metaphors

No problem. Try and keep it in your pants, okay?

and he might not even have genitals!

It's kind of a big deal.

No, you weren't listening.

But I also can't be Sergeant Cooper,

You're a world-renowned expert

and the Geology Department.

Third World hygiene.

Specifically, the interdepartmental