Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Specifically, the interdepartmental

Well, uh... (clears throat)

No, you weren't listening.

But I also can't be Sergeant Cooper,

when you've had a few.

Maybe he was too busy writing clumsy penis metaphors

and the Geology Department.

and he might not even have genitals!

You know, friends.

apparently I more than make up for in sewing.

You were always so nice to me, I thought maybe you liked me.

You know what, guys, I'm not in the mood for paintball.

Uh, was the Battle of Antietam a game?

Hang on, Sheldon.

my books are available on Amazon.

No problem. Try and keep it in your pants, okay?

She ruled Russia

I feel like two totally different people--

Cool. Can I say it fell apart

of me staying in L.A. is.

and can call to mind when you're feeling blue

Third World hygiene.

It's kind of a big deal.

You're a world-renowned expert

I'm Penny's number two choice after Leonard.

You heard what I did?