Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(cell phone ringing)

She is disheveled, and Raj is dressed only in a sheet.

Geology isn't a real science!

(knock on door)

I'd like to propose a toast

Nobody loves me, or I'm just completely confused and all alone...Got any advice? Yes, buck up Sissy Pants.

It was beautiful.

I screwed up everything.

Excuse me. It's Major Sheldon Cooper.

that you're experiencing an emotional upheaval,

That's our edge.

Have you ever thought of teaching physics?

and I'm here to help.

That was a beautifully written penis metaphor.

but it kind of lives and dies with you.

to the rest of you for,

but I can't see you.

or you're in the shower.

(paintball guns popping)

I got the hemorrhoid commercial!

♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪

Wine glasses should have handles.

What are you going to do in Nebraska?

And we're back to the obvious.

They slept together, Sherlock.

I'll see you around.

It's not what it looks like.

He's been like that since he was a toddler.

Sheldon informed me

For the first time ever,

A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door?