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His captaining style was an absolute nightmare.
You have beer bones, Pietr.
Come to check on The Mighty Kathleen?
you would actually enjoy it.
♪ 'Cause if things go wrong, I go down with the boat ♪
Yeah, but how do we do that?
for Cool Cuts in Ketchikan?
Oh, great. Climb aboard.
that's enough handsome for five men.
Well, ring, ring, Wade. Your calling has maybe just arrived.
to make sure we have enough storage.
That was all 50 shades of Wade. ♪
and then we need to enter this guy into the system.
I can barely taste it, my friend.
I would ask that you please take this process seriously.
We got a five-alarm smoke show burning up my retinas.
No, he's a Star Elite.
with peanut butter floating by.
It's a big responsibility to be the captain.
Then I believe we're all packed.
Pretzels, they are my life. But..."
I hope he says "a sea shanty."
Ooh, you could take up a hobby.
Great. And we have a hookup at the Point & Shoot.
not the kind of guy who can pull off
Okay, so what's the plan?
Well, Rolf is a competent captain
by the guy who played Urkel.
I guess I haven't really found my calling,
He could be the new the Rock.
Star Elite.
even though I am practically a captain myself.
I guess it's worth a shot.
Um... hello?
Since your boat's gonna be out of service,
I've got the ears of a gazelle.
another captain's ship.