Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[yelling stops] -Huh?

than read anything you write.

One time I tweeted "RIP David Bowie," and now everyone still thinks he's dead.

-Is that why I'm here? -Yep. I brought you two together

As we say here on Gotcha, that's a gotcha.

You've given me a lot to think about.

"Why the strong face?"

you can actually say things that people will listen to.

The cheese stands alone,

-Really makes you think, huh? -BoJack, I was wrong, you were right.

Nothing. I don't think he can make things right.

Megyn Kelly, Mark Wahlberg... [laughs]

Because BoJack remembers. [slurps]

like our friendship has an assumed "open door" policy.

Filling in for a Mario Lopez-type, 'tis I, Mr. Peanutbutter!

We've gotten a little off track, here. We were talking about Vance Waggoner.

without being called "shrill," or "naggy," or "classic Diane."

-Diane. -...when you, as a woman,

but it still mostly feels like I'm being lectured at.

from the time you hit that prostitute, with a baseball bat?

Can't you just admit to me,

Uh-huh. Toxic masculinity, yeah. Right.

-With proud feminist, BoJack Horseman. -Stick around!

and said, "I've got pizzazz" while masturbating into a champagne flute?

Biker gangs, motorcycle cops, non-heteronormative dominatrices.

Girls love shit like that, right?

Remember when Vance locked that shopgirl in a hotel room

Let's see what he had to say.

Let me imagine that I'm saying it. You know what, that's a little better.

And if we give them cover,

-Oh, God. -Let's give it a listen, shall we?

But right now, I have to do an interview where I explain that it's not,

Who are we gonna get to play Philbert's partner?

If I did, would I be able to sit in the same room

Not everybody needs to know everybody.

-Did you hear that? -No.

Vance Waggoner, you hit a woman with a baseball bat.

Everyone else was clapping. Why couldn't you clap?