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and she was super mean to me,
- Dan's awesome. - Dan.
Oh!
and the female employment rate in government is abysmal.
Because of the calendar.
Oh.
for the Pawnee Journal.
with my land mine.
Hey! You little chumps wanna play some ball?
I once tried to start a commission
Did anyone notice that there are no women on the Gender Equality Commission?
you'll never land a beau with that domineering tone.
I think it's a fantastic idea.
Those garbagemen couldn't even lift it.
when they grow up.
No, it's fine. They're kids.
We've got everything:
- Yeah! - And!
for the day, so I'm watching them
and getting the snacks ready,
to rebalance this commission.
against Snerling.
who was wearing their mom's face like a mask!
Absolutely. This is a godsend.
and see what happens.
- Yeah! - Ooh, check it out, bandages!
Guys, I think I just dribbled up an idea.
I'm still incredibly sorry.
as a reason to not hire women.
This could really only go poorly.
We can't let them beat us.
April, stop it.
you'd think our boobs would get in the way.
Oh, well, then, that sucks.
and you can put that on the record, Shauna.
The whole city is watching.
You gotta just dribble around him.
I didn't know where you were going with that.
- Sure. - Let's do this.
Okay. You know what, Ron?
My cousin Hesen, he beat off five cops on that stuff.
I told you you can pivot,
my sister, a few people from work,