Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Roger, no offense, but this song's a little...

I got a lot of problems with UConnPuneet

- What? - Nothing. It's a card from my dad.

How do you like your bagels now?

- Do you have the mumps? - No.

Oh, I don't know who you really are...

- Hey, how did my horse do? - He had to be shot.

- Hey. - Hi, there. This is Kramer and Frank.

Well, it kind of makes you wonder what it was all for.

- Have you seen the pole? - No, he doesn't need to see the pole.

- What is your interest? - Well, just tell me everything.

You’re scratching me right where I itch

- Who's the suit? - Yo, Dad, this is my boss Mr. Kruger.

But there isn't.

...and the only place she always looked good...

- Whatever. - Exactly.

"I Think I Could Be A Philanthropist. A Kick-Ass Philanthropist."

So you're Elaine Benes.

Well, I could- I could give the money back. Here.

Oh, gee, Frank, I'm sorry. I gotta go.

I have spent a lot of time and I have listened to a lot of crap

And as I rained blows upon him… I realized there had to be another way!

Why don't I walk the fuck away.

The shoes are too big… THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY!

You couldn’t notice I lost 30 lbs unless I wore a tight shirt — I lost my train of thought

I celebrate Festivus.

MY DAUGHTERS TELL ME YOUR COMPANY STINKS.

I find your culture fascinating.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

How did it go with the zebra domes? Great! Ate the entire platter!

Bill, no offense, but that band’s a little…

Hey how did my horse do? He had to be shot.

FESTIVUS YES BAGELS NO

Danielle: I know; that's why i hate it.

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I gotta stay and wait for the call.

You’ve been warned.

Excuse to work from home?

MATT CROISSANT IS ALL TOO REAL, AND I CAN PROVE IT… IF I HAVE TO.

UNTIL YOU PIN ME GEORGE FESTIVUS IS NOT OVET

You’ve been warned

I still have my business card.

Why don't I give you my phone number?