Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're in love with Lindsay.

I won 87 bucks playing quarters.

will show you how you can stay sober

Tastes weird to you?

When it's your house, you can wear a tuxedo to breakfast.

Yeah, I know, it's... stupid.

Oh, God, what is going on out there?

And hey, at least, people showed up to your party.

I know, they want you to come with them to buy a keg.

Oh, please, allow me.

He locked him in the store, and when the cops came...

It's all about dominance.

Forget it, man, we just found fifty bucks!

They're waiting for us with the car.

I'm having more fun than any of you.

No, it doesn't.

- Why are you getting so mad? - I'm not!

You're tickling me.

You know if anyone here has any cocaine?

Oh, thank you, Bob.

You suck. Dallas rules!

What? Are you...

Whenever my uncle visits, my mom gives him non-alcoholic beer

I thought they broke up.

That was a good example of how to prevent a tragedy.

Lindsay is too lame to let anyone enter her precious little house.

Who's the too lame one?

But there's an even better way to save lives.

Now she's gonna see all the dumb stuff in my house.

I guess not. But I'm just...

I would, but my parents are going out of town,

Yes, hi. There is a very loud and annoying party going on next door.

No, we don't have any more M&M's. Now, get out of my way!

Of course you can, you're Lindsay Weir. You can do anything.

Oh, that's cool. What grade are they in?

I was like, the school treasure last year,

Jesus is just over right with me

Help him! Sam, give him something to wear.

All my new friends think I'm some goody-two-shoes

Yeah, Neal invited me.