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They won't.
Daniel probably bought cheap beer and kept the extra cash.
Then, can you make sure she doesn't get too much trouble?
I think you need more M&M's.
I dumped his ass.
I'll be out in a minute.
And... freeze.
Not without a warrant.
I'll keep an eye on Lindsay.
No, but he died on the toilet.
Yeah, I don't know, they break up, like,
We gotta go. To protect Lindsay.
That's not what he told me.
No. Why don't you call the police?
Whatever.
Hopefully, everybody's gonna drink a bunch of fake beer,
If you talk to her first, it's a sign of weakness.
OK, if it makes you feel better.
Don't do it.
Yeah, I would, Mrs. Tough Man.
I didn't even run!
OK, people, back on me. The show's over.
You've never had beer at any of your other parties and they were fun.
I knew you had it in you.
I'm just looking at all the stuff.
Nothing.
I don't know, I mean, I'm Jewish. It's no cakewalk either.
Does anybody want to come and see The Wall with me on Saturday night?
We're cutting.
How old do you think we are, Dad?
I've been babysitting for the Kellers for two years already.
Push!
Yeah, Bill, go ask the guy, maybe he can change your diaper, too.
What are you doing?
That's very dominant.
Hey, we're busy here.
It's glass.
Mary, happy birthday!
If F is a differentiable function of X
Come on, let's go.
Sam, right?
Yes.
No, you're not. And I'm not going to drive with you.
I can only watch you open your presents now.
I don't watch Dallas.
Yeah, me too.