Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If other adults drink, it doesn't mean you have to.

What if your friends trash our house?

What do you think we are?

So, how's it going?

you know what the surprise was?

I'm too drunk to talk.

Don't see that happening.

Everytime you guys have a problem, wanna dip into my bar-mitzvah money.

You suck, Dallas rules!

Yeah, man, I don't know what to say. You're the man.

Why not? It sucks.

That's what I wanna do, spend my hard earned money to be spit on.

She's not that chick who's singing, is she?

That was stupid, old man.

Don't worry, I'm the designated driver!

You're that chick from that thing yesterday!

I'm gonna look so lame.

- I know, man. - That makes you available?

Dad's the one who could use some pants.

We gotta do something about your sister's party.

I'm really wasted right now, you know?

I hope they have orange.

You'd prefer if we listened to that punk rock music I've been reading about.

Let's get out of here before they search for the beer.

We're gonna switch the kegs at his sister's party.

I'm sure your parents hated Elvis.

Yeah, probably.

- It's gonna be expensive. - I don't have any money.

have to pee a lot and go home cause they're bored.

I like that unicorn.

and I've been in love with you since I was five years-old.

You mean, like a party?

- You are? - Yes, so you can't tell Mom and Dad.

Look at that guy.

I should've hired a magician.