Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have dinosaur checks?

How I feel after a call with the client

I can't believe it!

The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap

You sure they're not very, very bad?

Now how do you know that?

And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills...

- It is off. - It is not! What's with the red light?

For about the fact I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with.

In your add you said you were pretty but wow!

- But you are. - What?

- It's not that bad. - Easy for you to say.

...holding up these couch cushions...

Oh, you look so great!

Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik!

...if you want me for the whole night.

Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet?

So, uh, what are you going to do next?

Of course she would! You're a college man!

Because she's your lobster.

- They're okay. - You sure they haven't gone bad?

Thanks, best bud.

Oh! Any idea what this will do for your sex life?

All right, go on. This thing's heavy.