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I'm Bender, the fabulous body-switching burglar.
I got an emperor all patsied up to switch bodies,
(Annoyed grumbling)
- Oh, lord. - All I wanted was to gorge myself a little,
Well, as a man enters his 18th decade,
(Laser gun whirring)
Sweet orca of Majorca.
Hey, stop kicking me around!
Oh!
(Gasps) The crown jewels.
in my fabulous bending-robot body?
She's turning me into a parade float.
Bertha: There is.
Boy, that thing's big.
Fembot: I love you, your majesty!
- Ew! - I'm sorry, Leela.
3 x 5 x 643 = 9645
I've ever known.
We can always switch back, right?
(Singsongy): Hello, big boy.
(Door squeaks open)
In that horrid non-robot body?
but I can't digest anything with these false teeth
to say I'm done.
Dearest, meet Bender.
Look out, world, here I...
Prove it!
How tedious.
Basically, no matter how permuted-up your minds are,
Oh, crap, that is what I am.
I hope that didn't make you ashamed to be seen with me.
This Weekend at D&D ...... DOOOM!
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 61 = 9760
Yes, I'll hold.
Maybe we can swap back using a third body
What?
using four or more bodies?
Ew, look at her!
Alas, a fine big one like you would shatter my barrel.
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