Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you see that?

No one phoned you, Mike. Well...

- I've an uncle called Dusty. - Are these lentils South African?

I never knew there was so much in it!

I've finished my gallows. It's far out, you should see it.

Maybe just once I'd like to keep the lentils off the floor.

A lot of my mates say to me, ''Baz, what's the point?''

This should raise a dry smile...

When will the government realise we have a valid contribution to society?

I should stress that you must have a degree.

- Wet feet! Nice one, Vyvyan. - I thought you were dead.

Why don't you sit in the supper, man?

Mikey, look, I have some Coca-Cola, we have party, yes?

You trying to be funny?

OK, I see, is good joke? Is earthy English humour, yes?

But surely, your mates must realise there definitely IS a point!

Yes, yes, yes! So you keep saying, but they'll never do it.

And there's my duvet and passport collection.

It's orange, Rick, and I don't want to depress you,

Woods...and the darkness.

Shut up! I'm stirring my coffee!

When they come, I'll hide in the wall and pretend to be thermal insulation.

I just stuff down a few pages of The Guardian before I rush out.

Let's talk about death. Don't consider my feelings, will you?

Jeremy, actually!