Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You bastard! You complete and utter bastard!

Radio silence...

I'm standing up here 'cause that's what this programme's about: shock!

If you don't, that's cool, 'cause I only spent all day cooking it.

Hey, hey! Yeah! Really great!

- Dust the duvet, I'll handle this. - I'll handle this!

I should do, like, thirteen portions.

Once in every lifetime

You know I'm a vegetarian!

That's all very well, but, after years of stagnation,

- This is my biro. - I didn't think you wanted it.

I'm not really foreign, y'know.

BASTARDS! YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER BASTARDS!

I think we ought to get it together maybe to eat something, huh?

He's bloomin' right, y'know.

(EXPLOSIONS IN THE DISTANCE)

So we just thought we'd have a programme for us.

Neil...what are you doing, Neil?

they'll find the house already demolished from within.

To make a meal, Neil?

There's no difference, y'know? Ow, ow!

# NozinAroun, NozinAround #

I better get back to the lentil casserole before I get disorientated.

It's not really the same thing at all, is it?

Jeremy, if you're worried about the rent, I've got it sussed.

- But did a guy with a lisp phone? - No, he didn't.

(LIVERPOOL ACCENT) I just do it to appear more sophisticated.

Here we go with Street Level.

Oh, I need you, you need me

Had me fooled. That's only part of the puzzle.

I hope you marry Scottish person like Lulu, yes?

Yeah, right. Thanks a lot there, Rol.

Remember when this very room was filled with light

I even believe it's perfumed.

I'll be looking at what it's like to be a young unemployed adult!

even ones at the bottom of swamps, you wouldn't find one this dirty.