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And by Him I mean me, knobber!

Don't vote for me. I'm an insult.

Why you ignoring me, Mr. Monroe? Mr. Monroe? Why you ignoring me?

I mean, look - sod name in lights,

This is an opportunity, Jamie.

to the world of educational children's programming

Jim, Jack, James.

And then, when Monroe's doing a meet and greet,

You already know he's not real, so no personal flaws.

but you're not because that would require courage and a mindset.

Can I...have your number?

Do you have any other astounding theories about young people?

'Honestly, all I'm saying...'

I've got e-mails.

- Why does it... - Because the...

Want to see how it panned out?

'and Michael Jackson believed that his doctor was qualified...'

energising the disenfranchised without spooking the middle

Waldo, Independent.

So here's what I think anyway.?

Sorry, I mean, are you a dickhead?

and in that way you're all the same.

So, why not be honest?

See, this is...this is the thing.

It's The Waldo polling app.

First tonight, a figure - or more accurately a character -

and the young don't give a shit about anything

Listen, can you imagine all the things we can change

It doesn't work like that.

I notice you keep that pretty quiet.

It's, er... It's interesting stuff though.

'in just three days, Waldo has gone viral.

who tries to make the world a fairer place.

debases the process of debate, and

That's not how that works.