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Well done, really good.

so it's good exposure.

I will. I mean, hon, if you'd just...

Look we...we don't need politicians,

And what have you got?

and if you've got my app,

Unlike the other candidates, he has no party affiliation.

What are you? You're just an old attitude with new hair.

You're good at that!

I think that this puppet's inclusion on this panel

Sounds stormin' Norman, fucking stormin'.

You remind everyone that's got the app

You're the comic relief, lighten up.

it unlocks a little fez for Waldo.

Yeah, yeah I do actually.

'You look less human than I do

via your new platform...

Waldo's not real.

So any decision that has to be made,

Hey, it's me Waldo.

- Um, small change to the intro. - What?

We like to keep the candidates separate.

You could roll this out worldwide.

Yeah, written for my show.

and I can do this.

'And yet accusations of vapidity aside,

Are there any particular issues that you're concerned about at all?

Hey! Did you get off with any of the mums?

and wants to talk to you.

Did you read my background doc?

And watch me fly.

I've got stumps.

Tell them why you're here.

The licence fee is something that's very close to my heart...

Let him get a word in.

only a naive school kid would swallow -

Day one of the campaign in Stentonford and Hersham,

'Thank you so much for joining me this morning.'

But he's from Washington and he's got my restricted number.

I beg your pardon.

He's from the Harris campaign.

We have argued for a further reduction in the licence fee...

I do, I own the rights.

Oh, come on. It's my nightmare, going on Question Time.

Waldo, as a mascot for the disenfranchised,

Seriously, only an arsehole would actually vote for me.

Nothing does. That's right. Everything's bullest.