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but we shouldn't patronise.
Hello, Mr Monroe.
He's not real.
I mean why? I mean why?
Jamie, hurry up.
courtesy of everyone's favourite,
Yeah, well, at least he doesn't pretend to.
Now come on. What d'you say? Eh?
Hey, you. Mum with the pushchair.
Vote for Monroe or Harris or, I dunno, UKIP,
wanking madly at school kids.
And why do we waste our time
Fine. I understand.
I'm not ignoring you because there is no you.
Bump it all up to the top of the monologue.
We should get Waldo down there.
which we can provide,
He's a team, and you're open about that, which is fantastic.
so just choose one from there. Then you put your name in there.
Waldo the cartoon bear continues...
who were fantastic.
It's a ten-minute one-to-one interview with Phillip Crane.
So, we think round that.
Gwendolyn Harris. We've met.
Yeah. Sounds good.
No. It's still the dog.
Only an idiot wouldn't vote for me
Friends again?
Oh, go fuck yourself.
He's my character.
Thanks for voting, dickhead!
Liam Monroe calls him worse.
have been arguing for a reduction of the licence fee for...
Nice work there, by the way.
I mean live action, other characters I can do.
What, the crap crusader?
Oh. I like your trainers, man!
the world's number one teen idol
From The agency?
So you've got a safety net for the concrete stuff
whatever else you need.
Shit, really?
I do piss-taking.
This guy, whoever this guy is, he's a hero.
because I don't know how to answer?
You think you deserve respect.
But look, we can't do sketches without Waldo.
The Labour candidate.
You made Waldo sad.
You're amazing.
we've all got iPhones and computers, right?
He's a prick!