Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So that was the deal we made.

I do not want to end up with an odd number like last time.

It must have slipped my mind, Bill.

Is it because your respective infidelities

Oh, and just so you know, that enclosure is not secure.

Uh, Virginia and Dan never married.

- I don't know who that is. - Because you are not

A few more decibels, perhaps the neighbors will.

It's, are they willing to truly engage

- Oh, great. Great idea. - Would you bring me another...

I am so sorry about that,

About what happened here tonight.

What did it take?

I think I might be ready...

I mean, where do they go from here?

at least to flirt.

We could change all that.

If you want me to postpone the divorce,

for the Checker Cab Company, please?

that a marriage is not meant to be

It's a good time to do some thinking.

Come on. Don't be shy.

And I know that I should've told you this sooner,

In case you hadn't noticed,

Ugh, I'm not going there to work.

It sounds like I'm bragging.

If you really did know her, her true self,

I should probably be getting home.

I want you to promise not to make me the bad guy

Dan and I didn't get married.

And presumably your husband's not torturing himself

We do everything together.

Otherwise, I really don't think this arrangement is gonna last.

Modern? Are you serious?

Yeah, there she is.

maybe the next time he's in St. Louis.

In fact, there's a certain kind of honor

Did I tell you she has a male lover?

No man's ever loved you more than you've loved him?

You defer to me.

is a roiling cauldron of rage.

Because you wanted to go to bed with me.

Is that a problem?

to leave dinner instructions with the babysitter.

I know pretty much everything about you.

and he loves you anyway.

You could start with me. I'm just saying.

- Hiya, Bill. - Where are the kids?

She doesn't care about him. It's a game.

I was just hired to play the piano till 9:00.

I'm representing her ex in a lawsuit,

You don't even have a license.

Maybe it's you that she's pretending with?

Such as you want to test your wattage,

But you're sure she understood to bring a date?

Hey, pal, if you want to do a little do-si-do with Gloria,

that a woman who's truly demure

Ah, which is too bad, 'cause the way she usually gets

It's time for you to clock out.

Oh, we don't want to cart them around, do we?

but as best friends.

that completely undermine my authority.

So I'm a saint.

He's reacting to the tenor of your voice.

Say what he wants.

Well, certainly you know why I'm the right person

Let's not make too little.