Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can cheer up watching me at the Fringe Festival.
I'm a failure.
It's either that or quit the show.
Uh, Jackson Square in New Orleans.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE.
If I get heckled, I'll say, "Get a half-life!"
Uh, ethnicity: Cajun.
♪ Skiddily bop and bah! ♪
That indicates innocence.
Kids are ungrateful, that's their job.
You always drink more than two drinks.
Good Ohoh
SOMEONE WILL LET THEM KNOW.
What the hell is your problem, idiot!
is in the audience.
CALL WITH A PLANTED QUESTION. LET'S GO TO -- HELLO?
I'm sure that'll be funny to them.
We'll go to the comedy club downtown.
Oh, dear! I can't a-fjord it!
Yeah. I really feel badly for the guy.
Just leave your body.
Whoo! Free wood!
Maybe they can teach me.
So, then, you pay me? No, never!
NO.
I can't think of anything funny.
Yeah, I know Ralphie's birthday is coming up.