Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...the more you hurt him.

I'm not in any French class. This was a brilliant scheme to get to know you.

Say "Cheez Whiz."

-But, Dad, I don't drink-- -Cut the crap! "I collect the cans."

Every day, I show up, act like me and they slap me in here.

-Hey, buddy, where's your date? -She's with him.

...and you kept me up until 1 a.m. pretending to be stupid!

Me, in a nuclear power plant.

What interests does she have?

I'm for equal rights, but do we need an amendment?