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Once you stop this car, I'm gonna hug you and kiss you...
Just ask Coach Flanagan. And ask Mr. Seckofsky and Barney Gumble!
-We've an opening on the debate team. -Arguing?
I'll take that as a compliment. Will you go out with me? Say oui.
You may not remember me. I mooned for rebuttal.
Here's a brainless scene.
I reached step one. She knew I existed. The problem was, she didn't care.
-I didn't think it'd burn so fast. -It's the paper.
...a shoot-them-up, splatter-fest from the Hollywood cookie cutter.
Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!
Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Let's smoke.
Couldn’t we just use rouge for this? Ladies pinch, whores use rouge.
Bart! You may be telling this one day if something breaks.
I met this girl, Marge, and I wanna force her to like me.
Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
(grunts...)
I'll rent a limo! I'll buy you a corsage!
-So? -And I tutor part-time.
Lost a few. There's plenty more where that came from.
Wait a second, is that a bong? You have asthma? All right, move along.
Go for the dented car, the dead-end job, the less attractive girl!
Boy, you don't gain a pound.