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-Love at first sight! -Jailhouse romance.
That makes two of us.
No way.
I'm only paid to drive.
You see, the problem is, you don't know me. I have references.
-Do the hustle! -Keep it down!
I'd rather tell you a different story.
-No, I don't. I've never really-- -3:00, old building, room 106.
-Coming through! -Barney!
How your father and I first met and fell in love.
Shut up! I'm over as far as I can go!
Thanks, Pop.
Wait a second. If he's your date, who are you?
-Ignoramus? -It means I'm stupid, doesn't it?
Oh, Marge, you really ought to read this.
Hey, Homer, you're late for English!
That's what you get when you don't put out.
Why are you doing this? Why can't you accept that I'm here with someone?
You may not remember me if you don't understand to listen to me, but you know to get it. I tried to moon for rebuttal. You may not remember me if you don't understand to listen to me, but you know to get it. I tried to moon for rebuttal.
-Pick one. -Okay. How did Dad propose to you?
You're staring at a dot.
How could the only thing I've ever been sure about be wrong?
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You lie!
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