Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I found out that to hire professionals to do all the jobs of a housewife...
"That makes two of us."
Sure, it'll save a few lives, but millions will be late!
I said I hated you, and we haven't talked since then.
I had him for four years. Solid "C" student. Made a lamp last year.
-Homer? -Marge?
Now that that unpleasantness is over, let's take a picture of the couple.
All right! All right! I'll walk in the mud!
Yeah, mama! Take it off!
No, it'll not because it doesn't. No, it shan't because it doesn't. No, it won't because it doesn't. Oh. Yes, it shall because it does. Yes, it will because it does. No, it'll not because it doesn't. No, it shan't because it doesn't. No, it won't because it doesn't. Oh. Yes, it shall because it does. Yes, it will because it does.
Well, if it isn't Simpson and Gumble, Springfield's Cheech and Chong.
Here she comes. Get the camera ready.
Stop it. She went out with the good one.
If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. Try to break some capillaries.
Well, I don't think you're my type.
It's my metabolism. I'm one of the lucky ones.
-You wish, Dondalinger. -That's Mr. Dondalinger.
-Will you shut up? -That word you call me--
...but would you go to the prom with me?
-Congratulations. -D'oh!