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...I need confirmation from the person who left the ticket.
...the interview afterwards, right? "He was kind of quiet."
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.
George.
and after every sip, he would go “Ahhh”
Ask him to change it.
I am looser than creamed corn
I'm very good at this. Did you pick up anything?
- What? - No, no. It's all right. Great.
Yeah.
- Hey, did you get a massage yet? - No.
remy rifkin? should i get a beret?
No. Veto.
House of ass torture?
That is so funny.
- You hesitated. - I was blowing on the coffee.
Who you kidding? You come to my apartment...
She just pulls it away immediately. She's not into it.
So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.
Obviously, these are not hard-and-fast rules.
I have never met a normal guy Named Stewart
Yeah. Yeah. You know what?
I have to tell you, I really don't like him.
I bent over backwards for that woman!
Can I tell you something? That's a hell of a piece of equipment.
...with this New Age music played over ocean sounds.
- Why? - If I can't get one, you're not!
And she proceeds to rub oil over your entire body.
...in art history. He always drank coffee...