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Hey, there she is, my little business model.
But I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer
Anyway, what we oughta do is make a decision right now...
I heard zoo noises
- I thought Gob was president. - Yeah, and I don't have any problem with that.
- Who's- - It doesn't matter. Listen.
[Narrator] That morning, Gob had gone to a boat show, where he saw something he wanted.
- I already have. - I have too.
if my brother doesn't screw it up first.
[Narrator] In fact, neither Lindsay nor Tobias did have the guts to go through with it.
SOLID AS A ROCK
But soon the project came together- when Gob stopped by.
- Are you okay? - I don't feel so good.
It's about your Uncle Oscar. I want him to move in with you.
- And this is Kids from Bye, Bye, Birdie. - [Piano]
Stanley Ranch: solid as a rock!
He'd never cut his hair.
- He was living on the streets, researching his role. - Hey, homeless guy.
You’re homeless? You’re gross! Oh god ✝️
- You're still in my office. - Gosh, Michael, I am kind of the president.
I'm Tom Jane.
Now which pinkie do you use less?
- You wanted to make me look foolish! - Put down the scissors.
Solid as a rock
- Hmm? - L- [Bleeps] the business model.
You're building a house? I want you to give it to him.
Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.
The next day, Michael was ready to wow the board with his new business model.
[Narrator] That night, the evening news report said something very different.
[Narrator] Which beat scissors.
We're having a ribbon-cutting ceremony.
_
A million fucking posts, Michael!
Look. You're a really nice chick, but I'm not homeless.
- I wonder if he even has an apartment or- - [Phone Ringing]
we can be cutting this ribbon within two months.
[Stagy]
Buy me a drink?
- I've made a huge mistake. - Hey, it's me.
- Her? - Ann.
No way to tell, really. Portugal.
Guess who was just over her? Don't, I'll tell you- me