Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Did I wake you? - No. No, I can't sleep.
Hell yeah. "Euro-bore-uses" all around.
Hey.
- Yes! - On the condition
so she's got to tell the fucking Internet.
Very exciting.
You're gonna talk to me eventually!
- Later. - See you, man.
You sure did. Four cases.
I fucked up. I know I fucked up.
Oh, my. Was I any good?
He's mine, bitch!
Hey, Debs.
You're kidding. She's a knockout.
I need somebody to run my fluff-and-fold service.
They make you show proof of gender confirmation surgery,
Last ball, I got side-titty.
I'm a human fucking being with issues,
Yeah, come in.
Feels like she might disappear at any moment.
but the current owner
She trashed my house and puked in my bed, so yeah.
Daddy also misses holding their mommy at night.
Monica's back.
Pre-transition.
I feel rotten
So give us the fucking baby!
Show him I still got it.
What's that?
Oh, my God, we had fun.
since you and Lucas are moving out, anyways.
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
so, what, you need a replacement because she's too busy?
You were a tiger.
doesn't love either of us.
Uh, just checking on my granddaughter.
Do you miss me?
This is about you growing up and owning your shit.
Hey, love of my life.
What brings you back?
Hi. Hi, baby.
He goes home and spanks his monkey.
Oh.
Hey, you want me to write me a good Yelp review?
Deal.
I'll call him. Nothing to lose.
So sharp.
I'm sorry, so... so this is about money?
You can't force someone to do that.
That bald, chubby, Richard-Pryor-lookin' dude.
It's what college is for.
No, it's okay.
He isn't here.
Says who?
Could you and I talk for a minute?
You could at least turn around and look at me.
Fight her with every muscle in your wee body,
- Here, gimme. - Owner has to sign for it, bro.
I mean, what if I say stuff I don't want people to know?
V, do you have any fears?
Damn snake tequila.
Dude, I'm sorry.
Tore my hair out.
Oh.
No luck this morning, Debs?
and you just dumped on it like it was nothin'.
What? How?
I was up all night Googling "throuples."
She burrows under my skin like a fucking tick.
only when the child's mother
I got to admit.
Mm.
You also bought those new washers.
So...
He came by Patsy's last night. He feels awful about all this.
Plane tickets aren't cheap. Who's local?