Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She loves the new dog run at the park,
that's about to blow up.
Day's still young.
Your name and apartment number were on the mailbox,
Tell Carl about Monica?
Where'd all the cats go?
- Could be a hoot. - Yeah, for you, maybe.
Hey!
I don't blame you for hating me.
Fiona.
Like the what?
Is it the Japs?
It's already happening. I need a beer.
Like the snake eating its own tail.
Listen to me.
'cause it makes her feel important.
Later.
Might as well kiss that 20 good-bye.
You do too.
where they fucking card at the door, okay?
I can't sleep.
"I was unfortunate enough
Hurricane Monica blows into town.
And fuck Monica.
Remember, whenever you see the blonde woman
They hurt somethin' awful.
Morning, Etta.
Oh. You are so good to me, Wendell.
And Debbie's a mom!
- Give me your license. - No.
Oh, cool.
Paperwork says Svetlana Fisher owns the joint.
- Oh, no, they card. - You're over 21.
You're good for me.
I mean, it's kind of cold out here.
Just sign for it.
and I have to go get her back.
Yelping since July 2009.
to knock her up.
Okay, settle down.
You hear that, Lip?
The dry cleaner over on 83rd and Racine,
'cause you wrote on the wall in black marker.
Frank and the kids.
She better pay for them.
Oh, my God.
So you have no legal right
Okay.
And if DCFS calls, I could really use your support.
That's my memory.
If Debbie keeps sleeping on the lawn,
This morning, I found her in my closet trying on shoes.
You are amazing.
- Really? - Yeah.
Yeah, what else am I gonna do?
I already have one other control addict in my life.
by a social worker!
Please. And get help.
to attend the soft open of my local Laundromat
I sound like I'm still stuck on her.
For her, that's a good day.
Hey, boy from the mother I'm still pissed at.
Whatever you do, don't go in the Laundromat.
What do you mean? She got back Franny.
- Look at your hair. - Yeah.
Haven't you ruined my life enough already?
Nope. I like the other dude.
Good call.
You, uh, can't take orders from me, remember?
Monica's brand of crazy can be kind of terrifying sometimes.
I would've, but Monica wanted to come.
"DO NOT SPEND MONEY HERE!!!!"