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- Thank you. - Well, he's my cheerleader.
I am furious. Ben.
You can say the same of a potato.
to directly target bereaved parents with this charming mailer.
Okay, yeah. Let's go have a talk in the bedroom.
That's 202-337...
30 years as a senator
Oh, no, no. We do, yeah.
Right.
- Yeah, he's been Awful.
Oh, gosh, yes. It is with deep regret I must work.
When I'm online. Video games?
I mean, which of us hasn't gotten off in some guy's junk?
It's a matter of principle.
She's a woman!
Love that guy. I can get you in a room with him today.
Well, I guess she's finished with her little...
All right, look, bottom line, we cannot let Mr. Zucchini
Yeah, that's why we 86'd him, Mike.
- But I can't. - Hmm?
You don't have to risk your own life to save another like I did
Come on, Mike, everyone has skeletons. Ask any bag man.
Well, he's completely inept, right?
- That's good. - Yeah? There we go.
- What? - In the middle of a convention?
- Okay - Okay.
all I can say is it's family issues.
Thank you, Dan.
- It sounds like you're angry. - I am angry!
Congressman Furlong does not want to hear this.
You know Mike McClintock.
I don't know what to think.
"I think that each candidate has merits and demerits.
like they're some kind of exotic stress reducer.
I should sit down with Amy Brookheimer,
Ma'am, there's a death row inmate in Louisiana.
She and I are closer than two fat guys in an elevator.
Thank you all so much again.
And by staff I mean penis.
Okay, let me know when you have her.
Best female friend, let's be honest.
- Uh, it won't be you. - Oh, no, no, no, God.
But thank you so much.