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Did you guys like that kiss?
You shit ice cubes and you piss snowflakes, right?
- Montez? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God, is that why you didn't want to chose him? - Mm-hmm.
Well, I said, "Madam President, with deep regret..."
Flex that Rolodex, pal.
vice president, and the vice president's,
Look, just keep your mouths shut.
All right, let's do it.
- I have, and, um... - Yes, come, come, come, come.
- Isn't that spooky? - Not even remotely.
How will I ever live that down, huh?
No, wait, that's not even the best part. Listen.
Well, Danny, come January,
Great, I'm in town till tomorrow,
- So how can you be a man of principle... - Yeah.
- Could you please stop? - Could you please stop?!
Him?
- Olsen polled okay. - He's got a drinking problem.
Okay, and now a kiss.
I like Tom James and I hate everyone.
Yeah, I know what Amy's number is.
except for the usual Photoshopped nudity.
Who's gonna go for two women on the ticket?
- Nothing? - It sounded like you had a plan.
She's fucking ethnic!
Two or three speakers before he speaks,
I had a feeling that this was in the wind.
Chungmania.
There is no way on God's green cock
- So, Jonah? - Jonah?
- Kent. - Yes, ma'am?
You are just a blah, blah, blah, blah bitch.
I think you got the wrong Korea.
Wait a minute, you're telling me that these are all
Well, I can assure you there is no one more upset than me.
… The clue is in the name
So how you feeling?
I could murder and make a lampshade out of a Manhattan.
I feel like there are some people who should be here and some who shouldn't.