Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I don't know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek,
I said, "How about I sign your arm?"
What do I think of him? I think there's a lot to think.
You need to go straighten up my room.
- Sure. Thank you. - Thank you.
Apparently he's vomiting black bile.
So you're back in the game, huh?
Just don't make me look too bad in this one, all right?
- Yeah. Yeah. - But I do need to consult my wife.
It was a joint decision made by the president,
- It's so nice. - Thank you.
Yeah, funny thing. I think the machine's on the fritz.
without having the Coast Guard
Folks, I am an Ameri-can
And my Bible. Although she is my Bible, so that's two Bibles.
but only after you're done making yourself look bad.
Welcome to the real DC, boys.
I haven't been carded for years. Like, three years.
- we'd have once a week. - Oh, snarky.
Have you been watching this? This is a fascinating show.
She doesn't have time to replace you.
We really need to focus on your speech.
You leave this man alone, okay?
- Please. Can't wait. - It's hilarious. Tell him.
It's not a precise science, Amy.
Mike, get Maddox. Find his team.
I appreciate you coming by, yeah.
Sir, everything I have done, everything...
It's so easy. It's like, "I love you, Mom.
- Excuse me? - What?
Go get Pierce for me, okay, Ben?
I mean, not really. It's just to lighten up the moment a little bit.
And that goes double for fondling Jonah.
- Which part? - All of it.
Hey, human emotion, you can't rush it.
Where are you? I need you to go
- Okay. - It's not even bullshit.
I cannot take Karen anymore.
Madam President, I...
- I don't know what that means. - Toast!
What do you think of Tom James?
Yeah, okay.
No, you're not!
but what about Culverson?