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- Gary. - So can we offer you something to drink?
- He's half dead. - Half dead?
I don't want to rush you, but I do need to ask you this, Tom.
Last year I met a guy called Jason and we fell in love.
It's a convention. People love this shit.
- In your own office? Who are you, the pope? - In your office.
Um...
- Yes. - Maybe we should take a step back and just reassess.
So I'd like to say to all you young people,
- You are right. - Go get 'em, ma'am.
Okay, this is a curveball we will need to address.
I don't... I mean, what are you talk...
Hey, Natty. What a cool guy.
No, no, no. I said, "It is with deep regret...
I just said to Tom,
Is it? No, it isn't. Okay, I'll have a skinny cap.
so we just need to weigh up the pros and cons.
Yeah.
- Okay, ma'am, show time. - Okay.
- No. - Old buddy of mine. We go way back.
Do I need to demonstrate this?
You're the one that would make me look bad,
Thank you. America!
Oh, Dan, that's good.
- No. - We both say no.
Are you serious? This guy is an all-American hero.
Well, that's why you sound like you're angry.
You know, it reminds me of the first time I was here.
Well, I think there are pros and cons to every candidate,
Do you ever get tired of this?
- and to help out my mom. - That's very good, yes.
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