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I wish I was that guy on death row.

To be honest, you guys, I think you're both tremendous, so...

I would like something to drink.

We need to pick a running mate now, okay?

- Ma'am. - Yeah?

- Uh-huh, yeah. - But I'm a fiercely ambitious man.

So I've got to... He just closed the door,

and let's rock these United States.

Well, you know, it's funny because we actually bumped teeth there.

You know, there's been some very serious allegations

I am honored and humbled.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to accept."

The press are excited about Tom James.

I wouldn't let you run a bath

So hard my wife started to suspect something.

The shitty, two-faced, fat fucking turd said no.

You do me a great honor, Madam President.

New Mexico senator Laura Montez?

Oh! I can't believe it.

- I can see you're upset. - No, I'm not... I mean, I am upset.

And I always refer them to the same passage of the Good Book.

I'm sorry, but I have to address the convention.

- Okay. Hello. - Hurry up.

with a small brain and a big mouth.

Oh, come on, Tom James.

You know, like living next to a highway.

since all those pandas got pregnant.

Well, of course you know why I asked to speak with you today, George.