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Yep. Wait, what?
you know, "Will you join me on the ticket as my running mate?"
I hear you guys are looking for a new vice president.
- Your man Teddy. - What?
- Karen. - She said, "That's no good. Who's gonna see that?"
- Oh, I hadn't... - Which I am going to do now.
Cal, heard what you said about South Korea.
Okay. Great. Great.
- Thank you, Mike. - You joker.
as you need to make this decision.
Ma'am, the vice president's here and he looks pissed.
- Just to be clear? - Yes, that's a good question, ma'am.
Well, maybe not a little bit.
I just... I don't know if this is gonna play well.
- Well, that was a meeting that I wasn't at. - That is correct.
- Well, I don't even care. - This is such a bold move.
- I would love to serve you as vice president... - Oh, my God.
Well, we're looking at all options.
which is not good.
Are you kidding? How could you possibly say no to this?
- It's good to see you. - I'm Karen.
but yet here you are running America.
Dan's just being modest. I mean, you know everybody, right, Dan?
Dan Central.
Yes, but a statement that can be repurposed if things change.
Go on, Gary. think you've got something.
No, you didn't say that. He did not say that.
Amy's gone.
It's clear that I'm a man, isn't it?
if you would serve alongside me
"I'm going to have to accept."
Actually, I have very little sense of taste.
And I'll have a double espresso.
Yeah, prostate, not principle, huh?
He dies, he doesn't die, or whatever.
Well, we could go all female, ma'am.
- Like Evel Knieval. - Yeah.
You are so bad. You are naughty.
- What is it? - It's the way you operate, ma'am.