Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Doyle? - Steve Martin's boring older brother.

Well, the problem with Karen is that she's the president's best friend.

I'll go write a draft. Come on.

The fact that you are a woman means we will have no more women presidents

What did I do in a past life to deserve Karen?

- Is it good? - Well, I don't cook.

My advice... Tom James.

I was gonna suggest Danny Chung.

- Oh, my God, Mike. You are gonna die. - Listen to this.

- I love you." - Well, not like that.

Being the First Daughter is a big responsibility.

I understand you've been feeling up Jonah Ryan.

Lawyers tend to cover their bases.

I subscribe to a "whistle while you work" philosophy.

Well, there is this new execution issue, so that's the priority.

- Hi, Jonah Ryan. - Oh, Jonah.

Are you trying to blow up the universe now?

Ma'am, I'm elated. This is great news.

Is it? We had coffee earlier.

I wish someone would sexually assault my staff.

- So, what's... - Hear me out, Selina.

No, every single day Americans do something that's heroic.

Who made this decision?

Yeah, oh, I'm the wheel-greaser.

- So why don't we just head this way... - This way?

We used to date, so I know her inside and out.

This is Latinageddon.

Okay, he can practice the walk on his own time.

Come on out, honey.

I want you to use your dirty hands, clean out your desk.

This is hilarious.

Have you heard of Mike McClintock?

Ma'am, I don't want to sound like a broken record,

I would be so pleased

I love it when you tell that story. It's so funny.

- Can you stand it? - What? What? What? Come on, what happened?

- Something about resigning? - Yeah, he's stepping off the ticket.

Oh, sorry for all this crap everywhere.

I'm sorry. Again, thank you for asking.

You just put your head close to theirs, you let your lips touch, you know?

Come on out, honey.

Okay, go get Danny Chung. Mike! Oh, my God!

- Yes. - Extraordinary.

Amy is too busy right now at the convention.