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And we got some really weird asks, so be ready.
Everything good? You need anything?
you quit Benjamin. I wouldn't be surprised
You owe me more than a call.
can watch you do whatever weird shit you do.
- You should go into comedy. - I did.
- "Killing Men and Loving It." - Funny little lady.
Buttons, buttons...
I just have to change and get back to the airfield.
I took you at your word and kept to the script.
Well, you sure know how to make a girl feel welcome.
Hey. You said one night.
- That's it, Bruce. - But, see, in our society,
♪ I'm dreaming of ♪
- except Mrs. Maisel. - What's a Mrs. Maisel?
No, that is not a true story,
Oh, I hate to show this crap to you kids.
- Okay. - How we're gonna pay for it.
Well, the base is far.
Geez, what part of Jersey are these woofers from?
- I do. - And yet you made me track you down.
- As an opening act? - No, for The Phil Silvers Show.
- Look on the first floor. - Oh.
He loved the idea of serving his country,
I'm telling you for the last time, sir, sit down.
have in common? They're hard to find and incredibly lucky.
Wait, I do? This isn't my set?
How about big dick jokes? Catch.
That sets the tone for an entire life.
Well, then I don't want to hear about it
I won't sit down. I don't have to sit down.
- Aw, shit. - Nah, it's fine. It's good.
Wait.
Got to start acting like professionals.
- Yup. Yup. - All of them?
♪ ♪
Zelda makes $60 a week.
Hi.
So... here he is.
Why do you live here?
There's a place for everyone in the Army.
and such a nice guy, and he gave me my break.
I had to talk to your husband.
George Burns has fresh flowers, Cuban cigars,
- Where are you? - What? Why?
When you make $4,000, I make $400.
and with my divorce getting finalized now...
Susie is my manager.
We were supposed to be here at 12:00.
Another busload should be arriving soon
It is freezing in here.
You are frivolous and flighty.
♪ To hear sleigh bells in the snow ♪
If they call my name and I'm there,
- He-He's just talking. - I mean it.
I mean, look at this apartment.
- Can't answer that. - It's freezing in here.
Right. How about leaning? Where do you land on leaning?
I must assume that "for adults only"
And the price is locked in for five years?
George Burns made $10 a week in 1921.
to "White Christmas," do you?
for the rest of my life.
- Take her. - Bye.
I don't think he speaks English.
We needed to make sure there were enough girls to go around.
the "God made the body" paradox
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