Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, you sure know how to make a girl feel welcome.
Wait.
It is freezing in here.
- Okay. - How we're gonna pay for it.
You owe me more than a call.
have in common? They're hard to find and incredibly lucky.
- As an opening act? - No, for The Phil Silvers Show.
Când descoperă că ai comandat prea multe.
can watch you do whatever weird shit you do.
- Aw, shit. - Nah, it's fine. It's good.
- Look on the first floor. - Oh.
There's a place for everyone in the Army.
That sets the tone for an entire life.
I just have to change and get back to the airfield.
I mean, look at this apartment.
- Yup. Yup. - All of them?
Geez, what part of Jersey are these woofers from?
- That's it, Bruce. - But, see, in our society,
- I do. - And yet you made me track you down.
I had to talk to your husband.
you quit Benjamin. I wouldn't be surprised
I'm telling you for the last time, sir, sit down.
Zelda makes $60 a week.
So... here he is.
- Where are you? - What? Why?
to "White Christmas," do you?
I took you at your word and kept to the script.
I don't think he speaks English.
Wait, I do? This isn't my set?
You are frivolous and flighty.
♪ ♪
♪ I'm dreaming of ♪
Why do you live here?
He loved the idea of serving his country,
And the price is locked in for five years?
for the rest of my life.
Buttons, buttons...
And we got some really weird asks, so be ready.
No, that is not a true story,
- except Mrs. Maisel. - What's a Mrs. Maisel?
and with my divorce getting finalized now...
Hi.
If they call my name and I'm there,
Another busload should be arriving soon
When you make $4,000, I make $400.
Oh, I hate to show this crap to you kids.
- He-He's just talking. - I mean it.
♪ To hear sleigh bells in the snow ♪
Susie is my manager.
I won't sit down. I don't have to sit down.
- Take her. - Bye.
I must assume that "for adults only"
George Burns has fresh flowers, Cuban cigars,
- "Killing Men and Loving It." - Funny little lady.
and such a nice guy, and he gave me my break.
Everything good? You need anything?
Right. How about leaning? Where do you land on leaning?
Got to start acting like professionals.
We needed to make sure there were enough girls to go around.
- You should go into comedy. - I did.
Well, the base is far.
How about big dick jokes? Catch.
George Burns made $10 a week in 1921.
Hey. You said one night.
the "God made the body" paradox
Well, then I don't want to hear about it
- Can't answer that. - It's freezing in here.
We were supposed to be here at 12:00.