Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You guys don't have magazines like that, do you?
a length of rope, and a copy of Gray's Anatomy.
have to have a cat design on them.
Your girl's back and she's looking for you.
- Barbara Stanwyck? - Nope.
You sure you don't want to go home and grab your fancy blazer?
Okay, what did those idiots say?
How dare you double-please me.
♪ Do-do-do wop wop, do do ♪
they'll leave us alone.
that's specifically weird only to you.
A man is not a man until he's got a tree.
- No. No. - No?
I'm... I'm here to see Lenny Bruce.
then I wouldn't be Miriam's mother
Shy. The band.
You're late. This is the Army, you're not supposed
Oh, boy.
Well, that is very flattering.
♪ ♪
Women learn rules from women's magazines.
God knows it'll be on my conscience
Bumped into a missile and blew up the barracks.
You think all that exists
If it works or doesn't work, it means nothing to you at all.
- There she is. - Sergeant Mitchell Burns.
- Hello? - Bad time?
It would take me more than a year
he was gonna go sit on the honey bucket,
Shit.
- Have you not been paying attention? - She never pays attention.
♪ Tonight, there's gonna be a jailbreak ♪
- It's 12:30. - Now you're getting it.
I am hardly the selfish one here.
Wow, wow, wow!
- I'm out. - Oh, such a girl.
I know what it cost, and you're smoking in the house.
♪ Don't tell one less angel in heaven ♪
more than it was. So I didn't.
- Me? - Yes.
- I demand you tell me exactly what you...
Thank you.
- You'll bruise the merchandise. - Hey, let's throw you
My children live here.
that I had to show you anything like this.
I'm representing Shy. I have to look a certain way.
A living room, a dining room,
Yes. You have to figure out where we're gonna live.
whatever this fight is around on me.
got to keep power tools to a minimum.
- Lou, I want you to meet Midge Maisel and Susie Myerson. - Ah...
does it appeal to the prurient interest?
Okay, but this is a big favor we're doing for you here.
finish this conversation?
but stay close. At the end of the show,
Probably needs shoring up, but the layout's perfect.
- Hey. - Where have you been?
from every club in town?
Or, his dick was bigger than Disneyland,
I have a room, you have a room,
$2.50 cover, two drink minimum.
then what are all these other associates gonna be doing?
♪ Shake it up and watch it bubble, he's gonna go ♪
♪ That makes my stomach drop, somebody call the cops ♪
his dick was the bigger dick.
What he sees now in his formative years,
Present and accounted for,
Here. Once the tour starts,
Ooh. Exciting. What?
if you quit this comedy thing, too.
to go out with some comedian.
Uh, mad? Oh, no, I'm not...
♪ And pass the ammunition ♪
No one told me to sign up.
a well-done steak, and a Polaroid
♪ My baby, my angel ♪
Well, this isn't humiliating at all.
Hey, maybe don't say "sworn enemy"
♪ Far away ♪
Here, you take it.
Oh, oh! His dick was so big, even when he cheated on me,
♪ My baby's sweet from bottom to the top ♪
Relax. I'm just taking some measurements.
♪ He's my bottle of pop. ♪
The last time I had to track someone down
Hey, listen, I have three of a kind,
If you can't kill someone with it, they-they don't care.
It was obscene, repulsive, that girl was clearly very cold.
I can't believe you dropped a surgeon
- I don't come cheap. - That's not what I heard.
I know. 450 bucks,
I mean, if you are my only client,
- $500 a month. It's a steal. - Hey!
It's pretty big.
- out of your trust fund? - Yes.
- for a person to do her hair. - So what?
One night, the guy made a woman disappear.
the Supreme Court to stand up and tell me
♪ Tonight there's gonna be trouble ♪
Otherwise, I'd have no idea what shade of red drives a man crazy.