Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't make a move without consulting
Phil Silvers made 12 Gs a week.
but not stiffed, like...
♪ Do do-do do do do wop wop ♪
Ladies and gentlemen, Lenny Bruce.
It is not.
blame me for everything.
Uh, did any of you happen to catch me
- That's okay. - I just had to get up early,
- You're still pretty. - Mrs. Maisel.
Army guys are sensitive about dick jokes.
No one ever found her again.
♪ Counting one less angel ♪
♪ You can put a wiggle in a shimmy sack... ♪
- in the jeep for a shot with some of the men. - Sure.
♪ So don't you be around ♪
- Oh. - Blue dress, blue dress.
He's talking about things no one has the balls to talk about.
That's too bad, you would've liked it. Uh...
that'll be a good opening.
- then I am not late. - Yeah, that's not how lateness works.
I just want you to know
Daddy, another lady left her lipstick.
In Queens.
before I use your nutsack as a speed bag.
"Dear Upper West Side, thank you for bringing your umbrella.
This means I'm gonna be making the most money I made since...
You need drapes. The whole fucking street
Too big. I need opening act numbers.
an opportunity to do something.
You don't care about my dishwasher anymore?
"I'm at The Den Friday and Saturday night
Finally, I realized you were not going to call.
Wow. Now I really want to know this Lenny Fring.
I want no part of your dastardly schemes.
I'm over at your apartment.
Are you my manager
♪ Like a bottle of pop... ♪
- Archie? - I don't know.
Dance. Just dance.
You all good? I'm gonna to make a call.
- But you're in show business. - We don't all hang out together.
- That wasn't what I was saying. - Well, what were you saying?
It's a mess, but the bones are good.
Uh-huh. Hey, do you remember the speed bag thing?
Ava Gardner?
♪ Praise the Lord and swing into position ♪
- Me, too. - Easy, boys.
I'm sorry?
Isn't every room a green room?
Oh, shit, sorry.
What are you talking about? I live here.
I have the right to stand, don't I?
You're not even at war.
I wanted to try to smooth shit over
That's a traveling outfit.
You didn't call.
would make about $5,500 for six months.
it wasn't on the state of the dishwasher.
Okay, everyone, say, "Government cheese!"
We were told to be here at 12:30 and we're here at 12:30
- but thank you. - Think about it.
When did I become a man who-who needs a linen closet?
What is that?
- Enough. - And the going rate of Zelda.
What do you mean, big dick jokes?
your children shouldn't be living here.
♪ My feelings in disguise ♪
Oh! Oh!
I don't know. I've totally lost the thread of this conversation.
Below 14th Street.
Uh, Mitchell, where's everyone else?
Frontal fire and shock action?
- Wh-What, i-is standing and talking illegal now?
Christ. Move.
♪ Ah ♪
how much I admire you guys.
You really think that Miriam has all those fabulous clothes
I did not drop Benjamin for Lenny.
- Sit down, sir. - B-B-But you-you can't do that.
when did I become a man