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Oh, there you are.
Oh, I see this grip comes standard issue.
♪ Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak ♪
- Hey, where'd you go? - Jesus. No, it's not...
♪ In Berkeley Square ♪
Oh, oh, oh, here's one,
Whoa! Here's another one. Poor thing.
I always liked this space. What's it gonna be?
Oh, he'll probably smother her with it,
- so if you can beat that, the pot's yours.
All right, now he's kissing her some more,
That's all for me today.
Zelda makes $30 a week.
Ethan. Not the floor.
A weird ask. Something in your contract
of what the steak looked like before it was cooked.
What do you mean they're not coming?
I thanked him for the flowers.
to grab any open space.
And in case you're wondering, that's less.
- just rife with syphilis. - Do you mean Jack Kerouac?
Yeah, let's go.
Here in the city. Warm-up gig before the tour.
Right on that stage. Milton Berle, been here twice.
Hey, would you mind blowing my brains out?
to help you with something.
Uh... Oh, right,
You know, a long time ago, this was a club. A magic club.
if I do say so myself. I, uh...
- Everyone's already seen it. - Then wear the one you came in.
- Nope. - Did I do something wrong?
I think I could take it now.
Oh, please. Please.
What does that mean?
This is the big leagues, kid.
You're scared to wear it.
What I am to this business?
I know. I just thought you'd call.
♪ But, darling, there is something ♪
Are you kidding me?
I was gonna drop them off on Wednesday.
Really?
No one ever mentioned a canteen dance.
I just noticed...
I promise I will never do that again.
and pictures with the troops. Yes?
Get out of my apartment.
♪ Go to jail ♪
I didn't want you to feel stiffed.
♪ Somewhere in this town ♪
You misspoke, though.
A photo in the jeep will be fine.
So I had to come to you.
- so it ain't gonna happen. - But it's tradition.
♪ Can't... ♪
That's for cab fare, train fare, candy bars,
Well, why is someone who is not your husband
so then we must be very careful
Joel Maisel, strikes a hard bargain.
You had sex with my sister?
Plus, you get benefits up the ass.
When did I become this selfish,
♪ My baby's sweet from bottom to the top... ♪
emotionally-retarded eunuchs to draw symbols on a chalkboard.
I never did see one stag film
And we bought it from the sweetest old lady.
That's why they're in the Army.
I'm tired of hearing my husband of 31 years
Quick, I need a pencil.
I'm sorry, Abe.
and she wouldn't be turning to prostitution
Uh, Gleason minus George
- Where are you? - At a USO show.
- Strong young man like yourself. - I'm not that young.
Tits up
You shouldn't come through this door again.
on my one leather chair.
Yes, a doctor.
I will.
maybe he'll be postmaster general someday.
So give a nice Army welcome for Mrs. Maisel!
You the new tenants?
I think you still made your point, though.
My absolute dream home.
- Wrong. - What do you mean wrong?
to the development of a well-adjusted member
♪ And heaven was in your eyes... ♪
Okay. Be back as soon as I can.
♪ Praise the Lord ♪
Did you see me on Steve Allen?
Family Circle or Harper's Bazaar.
Look, my apartment is $40 a month,
Just read me some numbers
I don't give a flying merde.