Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mwah.
What do you reckon's wrong with that rascal?
My hair don't need cutting.
You want your daughter to be an old maid?
She's a girl.
Me.
You're a challenge to me, child of nature.
Why, she's the prettiest and... Oh, now, don't get your old feathers riled up, you old rooster, you.
Yeah?
Oh!
Of course you are, precious.
Mrs. Millicent Schuyler Potts, that's who.
That girl needs me.
I have flown to your side in spite of all danger.
He's mine, and no other woman shall have him.
Neither sleep nor snow
Mwah!
She done waited too long, Uncle Jed.
Is there going to be a wedding or something?
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
I better get right out there and keep an eye on her.
Now, everybody, please go!
That there is something called hippoly.