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Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Gearshift slides ]
"Tegridy Farms made $300,000 and all I got was high."
Our school now has a very strict policy
Oh, Eric, I...
[ Gearshift slides ]
[ Sobbing ] Please! I've tried everything!
No, no! Nooo!
[ Gearshift slides ]
[ Squealing continues ]
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Be a mom.
¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
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[ Whistle blows ]
*perfect cut pig squealing*
[ Squealing continues ]
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
I happen to have... "religious, moral,
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for my little snookums.
I do the best I can.
Yeah, I don't quite see how it's fair that
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What if they made Token the way he is?
Eric, you know I only want what's best
[ Cartman squealing ]
No more selling to the Chinese.
Nobody cares about your stupid $300,000!
¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
Don't you dare question if I care about my child!
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I'm sorry. What were you saying?
is going to be done my way.
You try to do what's best for your family
Our school now has a very strict policy
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Our school now has a very strict policy
Our school now has a very strict policy
I'm out. [ Door closes ]
No more harassing home growers?
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Everyone put your hands together now for little
Hello, Randy...
I don't know where to turn.
Hey, what's going on?
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Our school now has a very strict policy
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Shots?
We're celebrating with new T-shirts!
Our school now has a very strict policy
Those are my beliefs.
When we're at the doctors, you can't change your mind.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
How much did you spend making that commercial?
Where are you going in the vamoosh? STOP TURNING ME OR I WILL BURN YOURSELF YOU!
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
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[ Crashing, glass shatters ]