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[ Crickets chirping ]
[ Screaming continues ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
Eric, you know I only want what's best
My little Eric is going to be so mad at me!
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If -- If you could offer Eric something.
the most profitable farm in Colorado!
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[ Softly ] Eric...
This is goodbye, Mom. I can't live with you anymore.
Yeah, it's like everybody's doing business with China.
Huh
[ Marching band plays ]
*pig squealing*
and try to force immunizations on me
[ Crickets chirping ]
I need Tegridy back the way it used to be.
Our school now has a very strict policy
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Our school now has a very strict policy
Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Inhales ] ...but then you read some of this stuff
Our school now has a very strict policy
Our school now has a very strict policy
Eric, you know I only want what's best
We've become the kind of business
Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Squealing, snorting ]
I understand your frustration,
We'll just have to try again next week.
[ Siren chirps ]
Our school now has a very strict policy
¶ Gonna see if I can't unwind ¶
I'm sorry, but my hands are tied here.
Our school now has a very strict policy
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Eric, you know I only want what's best
Hey, what's going on?
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Our school now has a very strict policy
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Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Gearshift slides ]
When it comes to families, we just have to do
[ Crickets chirping ]
We’re going to kick some butt!
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Why does one family get to have a problem with it?
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Our school now has a very strict policy
¶ And meet some friends of mine ¶
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Eric, you know I only want what's best
300!
Remember! That's $300,000!
[ Parade music plays ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Or maybe you just believe a little bit
Hey, what's going on?
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round up tonight.
[ Squealing continues ] Catch him!
Our school now has a very strict policy
I'm...sorry to trouble you, but...
[ Crickets chirping ]
So I don't know where you're gonna stay,
got back on track.