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[ Crickets chirping ]
Tegridy Farms! Hello, South Park!
We've broken $300,000 selling weed.
No, I don't have to get my shots ever!
Okay, doctor, I'm ready for my shots.
A conscientious objector?
and, actually, if just one person doesn't --
Leave my son alonnnneeeeee!
Our school now has a very strict policy
Hey, what's going on?
Thanks for making Tegridy
Everyone has to do it, or it doesn't matter!
Well, you just sit tight.
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Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Squealing ] Butter's Dad: Thomas! Linda!
What I care most about is the safety of the students,
This is Big Mesquite Murph. How can I help you?
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Our school now has a very strict policy
He has not been immunized since kindergarten.
to one per million vaccinations,
[ Crickets chirping ]
that just gave that girl her DTAP booster
Our school now has a very strict policy
[ Glass shatters ]
¶ I'm headin' on down to Tegridy Farms ¶
What's that? [ Indistinct chatter ]
[ Crickets chirping ]
[ Sirens chirp ] ¶ China, China! ¶
Your mother received a heavy dose of vaccine
Our school now has a very strict policy
No shots! No shots! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
a nightmare for me. Goodbye, mother.
Are you guys still pissed off about the China thing?
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Our school now has a very strict policy
So you go along with society
duffman 600
Everyone has to follow protocol or it puts everyone at risk.
Our school now has a very strict policy
It's just my strong, personal belief that
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¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
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[ Cheers and applause ] [ Gate rattling ]
Okay? See? We got the present.
It's like it could run two places at once.
but I remember back when you, Sharon, and you, Shelley,
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[ Crickets chirping ]
I know, Randy.
¶ Happy 300 to us ¶
The CDC, the FDA, UNICEF, and the US Department of Health!
[ Crickets chirping ]
[ Toys rattle ]
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so if you'll take your shots, then I'll agree.
Eric, you know I only want what's best