Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Any explosions at the test center.

Any questions? Aren't all those penalties?

Murray: No! He aimed. He shot.

You can't do that! Oh, I can.

Okay, I was selfish.

Hey, dad, check it out.

Just to see you every weekend if I have to.

(chuckles) weird word.

In case you want to give that

Do you know why I won't let him quit?

It... Stanford's just so far away. I...

Hey, study buddy.

Adult adam: It was February 25, 1980-something.

Making a sci-fi movie.

Well, you're going in there, so I guess you're a moron.

Adult adam: While my dad's attempt at bonding was an utter failure,

Honest question... When you wrote this,

And ricochets into your own goal.

And back to stupid.

If the situation presented itself

Just so I can give you a hug.

Although, technically, star wars was a western,

Well, that's exactly the reason I didn't want to go in.

But don't worry. I hired someone else.

What are you doing? (chokes)

Oh, it's much worse than that.

"to run backwards in a zig-zag pattern."

(pops reading) "I feel that I could...

Only a moron would go on a ship by himself.

I'm who with the what?

(gags) stop doing that.

You better come over here and hug your mama

Good, 'cause now an alien attacks your face