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This is your fault, you moron.
Sometimes the puck deflects off you
It happens.
Mom.
There are a few crucial things you need to learn
It's a jersey, not a costume.
Dad, I told you there was an alien egg in your stomach.
And starting a whole new life, that freaked me out.
"and weepeggle faculty."
Is literally riding on this one test.
And implants an egg inside your belly.
Stop. I...
(reading) "torkulent, adjective...
And clean your room because it's only 20 minutes away,
If I cared at all, that would make me sad.
Okay. Your loss, egghead.
I knew you could do it.
Good. You're learning.
So what else is he supposed to do?
Like where your gym teacher got arrested.
♪ but nonetheless I feel the need to say
I didn't. Or did you?
What are you doing? The flyers are on.
Just watch the game, adam.
"cromtormulous student body
Oh, that sounded awful.
In order to be an enforcer.
I guess you could always be a goon.
(reading) "I believe...
You get a nerd punch in the meaty part of your arm.
So just space stuff.
How did I do already?
But I didn't learn lessons one through three yet.
Or so I thought.
You know, you always say you want
There's my little genius.
He scored. He danced!
Poopie, can mama come in?