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My mom changed her tutoring tactics.
And make sure he stays safe?
Use your stick, just like I taught you!
My dad raised us watching the flyers
A time-honored tradition for the goldberg gang.
Dad's not hiding his face in shame.
You got it when I say you got it.
With words of support and encouragement.
So I thought, "there has to be
Nerd punch! Aah!
That, my friend, is what it means to be a dad.
Well look who it is.
What? These are way too hard.
My dad thought I could be great someday,
This is the year that adam scores his first goal.
You're an idiot. But we all know how you really feel.
And you think that that's supposed to make what you did any better?
(bell dings)
I told you, flyers got to hit to win.
Do you mean that? I don't.
Lesson six...
Adult adam: While my mom was trying to hurt erica's chances on the sat,
Look...
Maybe, instead of being a total putz,
A family-size bottle of ketchup...
Got it.
Barry was teaching me how to hurt people on the ice.
1,280. What?
And I didn't want to let him down.
I would score that first goal
When you're in a fight,
And I will bring you tang and I'll iron your space suit
Okay, pops, would you mind?
♪ in a big country
Than scoring on your own goal
But you actually helped me boost my score by like 100 points!
Oh, boy. Don't stop. Keep going.
Or in a bad part of south philly,
Where you introduce me as your older sister, barbie, to the cute tas?
And maybe in a year or so...
You seriously won't let me go
How's it supposed to impress me
...And hang out with you and your girlfriends
Yeah, weird and real. Just like...
Even so, my dad dragged his ass
Yeah, space stuff.
Do I?
You're an idiot. You can say it all you want.
But when I force him to play against his will,