Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Come on, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
My wife was like all women, strange and evil
And now I'm going to rewind you, like the bitch you are.
(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
What are you trying to say to me?
Just passing through. Sparkling water please.
Hey, Carlos, baby. Yeah, man, it's me, Spider Dijon.
What do you mean?
-Have you heard of deadlines, Naboo? -I know about deadlines.
That's not the reason, jerk-off.
It makes a mockery of humanity the things men will do
We shall stay and fight the evil that is Betamax.
But there is one place we forgot to look.
This place is bullshit. Where are the bars and the women?
Monkey?
(WOMEN CHEERING)
Oh, no, yeah, I did. I remember now, she was one hot piece of tape.
I've been up for four days, I don't know what's right and wrong anymore.
The reason why I'm angry is that many years ago
-Keep that going. -What about this?
♪ Trousers of the past ♪
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
I am the eagle.
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
The town is under a curse from the evil bandit Betamax and he is coming now.
See this pocket? That's for your library cards.
Not good enough. Feel my vinyl tendrils.
for those one and a half minutes of pleasure.
(HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)