Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)
Monkey?
My wife was like all women, strange and evil
The town is under a curse from the evil bandit Betamax and he is coming now.
But there is one place we forgot to look.
I am the eagle.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
Oh, no, yeah, I did. I remember now, she was one hot piece of tape.
We shall stay and fight the evil that is Betamax.
What do you mean?
-Keep that going. -What about this?
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
See this pocket? That's for your library cards.
What are you trying to say to me?
(WOMEN CHEERING)
♪ Trousers of the past ♪
Hey, Carlos, baby. Yeah, man, it's me, Spider Dijon.
♪ Come on, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
This place is bullshit. Where are the bars and the women?
The reason why I'm angry is that many years ago
-Have you heard of deadlines, Naboo? -I know about deadlines.
Not good enough. Feel my vinyl tendrils.
That's not the reason, jerk-off.
And now I'm going to rewind you, like the bitch you are.
I've been up for four days, I don't know what's right and wrong anymore.
It makes a mockery of humanity the things men will do
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
Just passing through. Sparkling water please.
for those one and a half minutes of pleasure.