Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guessing is gone. It was wrong what you did.
How’s you like to be dead
We have a partridge in a pear tree.
(ENGINE POWERS DOWN)
What do you mean it's not straight?
I go down chimneys with burning logs and I still deliver gifts.
He's locked up the elves, shut down the workshop,
Your old man was a high-school legend. A double letterman.
Almost there, boys. Let's go!
Two!
Things have gotten a little too sloppy around here.
Perfect job on suspension, you guys. Thinkin' outside the box. I love it.
Oh, it's heavy like a bag of gifts.
Ho, ho, ho!
Bar prep be like
- I lost it! - What do you mean, you lost it?
Pull.
You better watch out
- Who is that? - It was Chet.
(FOOTSTEPS)
- What? - Oh, my!
Oh. If you spent more time with your son, there'd be fewer problems.
But I don't want to keep you from your date, so...
- I need you to look at this. - All right!
- Curtis? - What?
Okay, we have cocoa.
Good morning, Principal Newman.
All in favor of a name change for Tooth Fairy?
- Santa already checked it. - No, I didn't.
Good, Carol! This is great sleigh-riding conversation!
He's just a baby
What?
SANTA: They pile on! (GROANS)
- Or now? - I can't see anything.
- How much time do I have? - 28 days.
CHET: Oh, Chet...
Eating sugar is bad for you.
(MACHINES STOP)
Racing green, wire wheels. Beautiful.
It goes on and on.
Fellow council members,
- My dad is Santa. - Oh, please. Not you too.
BOTH: Get on with it!
It was you. I know it was you.
I didn't check the list twice.
Hello, Charlie.
Come on!
I asked him to stick a straw in his nose and blow bubbles in his milk.
(WHISPERS) Thank you. I've got it from here.
- Would you excuse me? - Mmm-hmm.
Hike!
- Is there a problem? - No, no. I just...
HE’S JUST A BABY
(HOOVES CLOPPING)
Have you noticed the hallways? Not a decoration, not a twinkle light,
Curtis, a friend from Buffalo.
Leave thy future and eternity reindeers behind!.
In Denmark, there's a guy named Sven Halstrom right here.
You have to push it to start it. Other than that, it's perfect.
He's too quick! He spins! He moves! He's on the way!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ Fuck yea that felt greaaaaat~
- Captain Floss. - Nice!
Don't be home too late.
You love me?
(SHUSHING) Tooth Fairy, it's me, Santa.
No, they're not. They're easy.
- What do I do? - Slow down.
That's okay.
Curtis, what do you say we get you headphones this Christmas?
Charlie, this is really dangerous.
- What do you need? - Shoot me with a dart.
For you to come back! (LAUGHING)
Name five.
All right, boys!
6, 6, 6. Six, six, six.
Here we go. Let's just order a pizza.
- Go! Go! Go! - (CHET BLOWS RASPBERRY)
CHARLIE: You don't care anymore.
I'll take a look at it over at my desk.
(GABBLES)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Hey, lady!
I can deal with business up here.
What is it, Charlie?
- Now, look at me. - Mmm-hmm.
Your dad is hanging with Principal Newman?
ELVES: Whoa! Whoa!
3 x 2 x 8 x 19 x 7 x 8311 x 582 x 22 x 82 x 4 x 692829 = 1.54380246 × 10^20
Let's call yourself the little nudge!
because it is the key to being Santa.
I mean, if I don't get married, I just won't deliver the gifts,
Where did... Who did this?
Wait a minute. Cupid! Cupid, come over here.
- It's at 10. - That should be enough.
(LONG GROAN)
Leave my future and eternity reindeers behind! Leave my future and eternity reindeers behind!
Fume breaker Scp 106
That's good.
- What's going on down there? - Are you sure about this?