Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have you ever helped anyone? Ever?

(WHISPERS) Lucy?

Ready to go, buddy? You know what we gotta do.

Keep 'em away from the car. It's new.

You could almost say there's a...

- That was me. - Yeah?

Hey, Joey! How's that static-free tinsel coming?

I can't. I have no magic left. I'm out of magic. Look.

Well... I don't know how you did it.

- Do I make myself clear? - Yes.

you look all rosy. Are you feeling better?

- Hyah! - (CHET MAKES BUGLE SOUND)

Hey, guys, Santa wants to see the new tinsel.

Yes, Sigmund. I was afraid I'd mess up the first time.

It looks like you're going out. Sorry. I should have called.

Uh oh stinky Comet!

Hey! Can't go anywhere without that.

A good time for everyone

It's four weeks until Christmas.

You have not seen cold till you see where my dad lives. It's...

Throwing snowcums in this house more more possible.

That's gorgeous. A little teddy bear and packages. That's very nice.

Except for, eventually, I'm going to have to get home.

(LAUGHS) No, I'm very busy. I do a lot of other community service.

You better not cry

- Me! Sorry, Gordon. - Hey!

I want a doll house and a swimming pool.

Haven't seen you since the last time Charlie was in trouble.

Fire in the hole! Get away!

Hey, I'm supposed to wear this coat! How about a little elbow?

Carol, don't make me leave.

in the history of Christmas!

I want everything off of there by tonight.

He's coming right back.

Noodles and pie? (GIGGLES)

- And you were right. - Uncle Scott,

You are Santa! I knew it was you all along.

And the last year was...

'Cause rules are very important!

I think it's what's inside that really counts.

- I could drive you to your party. - That would be great.

I wondered if...

Don't say "hence" anymore, Dad. It's really annoying.

Throw something over it.

There we go. Hi. I'm Scott Calvin and I just thought I'd step up here and...

Trust me! Don't let him ruin Christmas!

Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! Shoo!

Get me some more cocoa! Whoo!

Ho Ho Ho, you’re doing a wonderful job

There's a little trouble at the plant.

I think Santa feels a little buzz!

- (THUMP) - CURTIS: Ow!

Cocoa's superior refreshment! (LAUGHS)

so I decided to make an army of toy soldiers.

There’s lots here ma

There's a little speed bump in the road this year.

Come on. We're not gonna save the paper.

I can guarantee you'll have a great Christmas.

That'll be able to leave a mark. That's gonna leave a mark. The other'll be able to leave a mark. The other's gonna leave a mark. Ooh. That'll be able to leave a mark. That's gonna leave a mark. The other'll be able to leave a mark. The other's gonna leave a mark. Ooh.

Thank you very much. (CHUCKLES)

I think you need to know these things.

- Well, there's this one girl. - Mmm.

- You live a great life here. - Just listen to me!

Okay, Charlie. I want you to start by cleaning up this wall.

But it seems our number two elf, the keeper of the handbook,

Get off of me! Now remember, rules are very, very important!

Don't let the facts that you have no time, no prospects

I put myself out and that was not an easy thing to do.

Find out where that music's coming from.

or use the word "plastic."

It's all right, everybody. Let's get back to work.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

You wanted to change your name to Captain Floss or Plaque Man.

And I promise, it won't hurt a bit.

Kinda exciting.

- It's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

But on Christmas, they tried to make the holiday special.

You gotta Focus Danielle

Get out of the way!

- What's your favorite music? - Country-western.

- Thank you. - Tom Astle.

- You just needed a wife. - No.

Thanks. Walk with me.

and a paralyzing fear of intimacy get you down.

- I'm sorry? - I'm in charge here.

Get me the naughty-nice list. Get me every list!

I would do what they ask you. Which is what I'm going to tell you!

Ouch! Ow! Oh, oh, oh!

Go totally yuletide

Maybe I'm wrong, but it sure looks like a bag of gifts.

Or we go outside and play some football.

Is there a school here?

Whenever you play the designer bean card, you have bad news.

No, the toy Santa will be dealing with business up here.

- I thought you were on my side! - I'll go one better.

And I think I might have forgot we're gonna go see Charlie.

You guys aren't elves. You're wizards!