Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Santa was always there for you.
And the next year was a little red wagon,
Come on.
I shouldn't have done that.
You better not cry
This from someone in a diaper who shoots people's butts!
Everybody loves Christmas
Ever seen a toy do this?
I think Santa feels a little BUZZ!
I'm a puzzle. I'm a Rubik's Cube with pants.
. .
(VOICE BREAKS) Come here.
I thought only swimmers shaved their legs!
And I'm there whenever you need me.
Merry Christmas, Comet!
(SQUEAKING)
Whoa.
Yeah.
We try to cut most children slack this time of year.
Hello?
- So what are you gonna do? - I'm going to geometry.
Don't be embarrassed. My parents are divorced.
Then let's not let it get to zero!
When you were little and alone...
- (HUMMING TUNE) - Santa Claus is coming to...
- Hmm. Have you seen that thing? - I've seen it.
(SIGHS)
- We should get going. - Oh, okay.
(CHRISTMAS SONG PLAYING)
[Chet Babbles]
I don't know.
(GROANS)
Community service
(KLAXON BLARING)
Put a smile on that face, little troll!
I've got something for you.
What? Why would you ask me something like that?
Yo, Tony! Hey, Brian, stop me!
Try to... This is just too tight.
- Did you investigate us? (LAUGHS) - No, I wouldn't do that.
- Thought you liked the sweater. - We'll talk later.
This is all my fault.
Don't try to make me cry.
I cannot continue being Santa unless I find a Mrs. Claus.
Nice!
Curtis, in case you haven't noticed, this time of year,
It's okay. Curtis is a very old friend.
Besides, Prancer had too many apples. We know what that means.
Ah!
- You all know Charlie. - Oh! I love Charlie!
He's headed east toward the main entrance!
That's delicious! I like cocoa!
- It's snowing. - Oh.
Watch him. I'll be right back.
I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
That's the rule. I like the rules.
- Almost done. - Okay. I'm not leaving.
(FEEDBACK)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Ho, ho, ho! You're doing a wonderful job!
(CHUCKLES)
Do it. Now.
That's what I've been saying all along.
When did you become such a cynic?
That'll be able to leave a mark soon. Ooh. That'll be able to leave a mark soon. Ooh.
- And Roy. - (LAUGHS) Roy! No.
In a strip-mining machine
Wait a minute. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Playtime’s over splodge
That's what I was gonna say, that it should be snowing!
The children of the world don't deserve presents.
people max out their credit cards... It's noisy.
This is not a good time, Abby.
I hereby loved to see this before I hereby was becoming a kid! I hereby loved to see this before I hereby was becoming a kid!
And you only have 27 days to find a wife or you're out?
Everybody, you dumb idiots! Get to work!
Nothing tropical. You do not want to see this in a Speedo.
Who you callin' pork chop, meatloaf?
I hate to blow my own horn.
Get this. You gotta fly both of us back to the North Pole.
What you did in there tonight for everyone was wonderful.
I asked Dad to play golf today….. and he said, “no”
No?
- As a singer-songwriter. - No way!
One, two,
Boys! One, two, three!
Well, let's try to be specific, shall we?
I see where this is going. I am not getting in that machine.
that toy Santa is me.
There aren't any packages backstage.
Drop the snow ducks,.. fuck them away from their snowcums.
(TRIUMPHANT LAUGH)
Hike!
Okay. I'll help you up.
Whoah-oh-oh!
Oh, there's none back there.
Here she comes. Duck down!
Is that so? Are you absolutely sure about that, Pamela?
- Good night. - Night.
It's so cold up here. How can you not be freezing?